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wolverine15
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male
United States

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Stockton, CA
Albuquerque, NM
Detroit, MI

Been to all 3 never lived in any.
I think LM and Dude took Andy Rooney's Christmas saying...


A little to far......


But hey in my book they are great guys !

Merry Christmas all!
Quote by asleep
Queefs / pussy farts can be funny to both parties. The other...well...the "smell test" would be the answer.




The smell test
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An observation made In a rude way designed to be insulting and to make yourself look Intelligent. Also casting a net is generally associated with fishing for sexy all partners, which I assume you knew and we're being provocative or didn't know and are foolish. Above all, was there any need for your comment?


You post in a PUBLIC FORUM soliciting for new "friends" and then you argue semantics and question my intelligence, intent, and why I posted.eJi2cvs7DvtGFuPu You're funny, silly little side kick, run along, there is a plethora of your type that post every where, usually with a red av and the status Lurker.pFoqy44n9qICcXuZ

But then again you weren't casting a net. I stand corrected, yeah right.
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Well, aren't you judgemental and wrong. What a foolish man thinking be knows. This isn't fishing, I'm clearly asking for introductions to make friends. It is quite simple, I am actually just doing the what I said I am doing.


See the high lighted red-That is exactly what casting a net is, so who is the fool?

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Consider the possibility he is trolling.


I might have a troll like personality, but never have I nor will I ever troll for friends, just not my thing.

As to the OP by Harley_Quinn many a man has been castigated for posting a forum thread asking for a mass introduction, the fact that I made the observation a woman would do such was simply that an OBSERVATION.9lvfX4j2AM6NxyX1
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I met this guy a couple of months ago (6 months) on an online dating site. He lives about 150 miles away. He told me that if I lived close by, he'd ask me out, but since I don't, he said we aren't dating. He told me he needs physical contact.

Today is my third time meeting him, other times I've been flirty and this time, I don't know... Since he's said I'll never be his girlfriend, should I be physical with him like a friend (poking, shoving, hugging) or a girlfriend (cuddling, kissing, holding hands)?

We are very close by the way and he seemed comfortable kissing and hugging me the previous two times.


Ok 150 miles isn't that far especially since you are now meeting for a third time. He has given you the qualifier that "you''ll never be his girlfriend", but he met you on a dating site. Now maybe he is scared of you rejecting him, but him being comfortable kissing and hugging on the previous two meetings would seem to disqualify that thought.

To me this is a guy looking to hook up with no strings attached, hence the aforementioned you'll never be my girlfriend. Now if you're comfortable with that, then roll that way, if not don't give the milk away for free.
Well since she uttered the epic "if I fart on your cock is that a blow job" line, that is a big affirmative!
I mean I already do the dishes and the laundry and knowing my luck the whole week I would be a fountain of menstration fluids, but hey on the flip side I found the perfect outfit....



Does it make my ass look big???
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I always meant to make my way in here, but I made a wrong turn on the bridge and got lost on the parkway and stopped at the community garden and the stone(d) guy gave me the wrong directions. But I finally made it!


Did he look a little like this?


And I already have my snazzy new duds (check the av), but I just don't know if red is my color.
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Looks like CG put up the Christmas tree




What KG didn't show was what happened after she ummm "helped with those decorations"

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This question is also posted in Ask The Gals so ladies please post your definitions there but feel free to comment.
I've seen the expression "committed relationship" in several threads but what does it mean to you?


I am in a committed relationship, which many know here. What that means to me is in no particular order:

When I make decisions I think of what is best for us, not just myself.
I make an effort, everyday to make her smile.
I take an active interest in things that are important to her.
I ask her opinion because it matters to me what she thinks.
I share my fears, my hopes, and my dreams.
Accept responsibility for when I do something wrong and don't repeat it.
Ask her how she is feeling.
Tell her how beautiful she is.
Make her laugh even if it is at me.
Go out of my comfort zone for her.
Try new things with her.
Do old things with her.
Give her gifts with meaning.
And love her unconditionally.
And naturally she is the only one, physically and emotionally.

There are so many things to me but that is a sampling of my Commitment to my Girl.
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Perhaps because I don't think of being compared to Shatner as a compliment, if it was so intended I apologize. TO YOU, but not to the self impressed JERK who piled on!


Self impressed no.

Jerk, possibly.

Your insecurities very evident.

Your talent and imagination lacking. I mean really my family album, that was the best you could come up with?

However, if in some way or some fashion I have managed to bruise your ego my sincerest apologies and a parting thought specially you:

"I'm rubber your glue........"

[Size=9]Ok, a little bit of context, so I am looking for something special to post on my special someone's wall. I come across this little nugget. I am thinking this is perfect, sweet, loving, and romantic until I get to the last sentence and actually out loud said.....

WTF!!!!!!!!!!


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Hey there Wolvie. Just a little reminder, retract claws when wiping ass or jerking off.cSPFpXt0i6AKAL3A




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Hmmmmm, mine was spending some quality time with someone in the shower. Hope that iPAD recovers.


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So the lesson to be learned is don't mess with the big pussy?
Never has talking about cell phones and discussing cell phone service made me smile more!