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OH goodie! It's Rodney and Don, I'm just SOO impressed; I wonder what obnoxious pain is going to show up and pretend to be cute next. Maybe it will be Rosebutt er, ah I mean RoseANNE.
SHE DID!!!!
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SHE DID!!!!
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wolverine15
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male
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SHE DID!!!!
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Quote by CurlyGirly
Definitely my pussy! It's pretty and pink. I get compliments on it wherever I go.
(hair, legs, ass)
SASS & BRAINS. Call me biased but I think it is the complete package!
*yeah totally mean CG
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I scored in the realm of Total Geek, but shall not share how close to Major Geek I was. 
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Rosebud - good
Exhaust port - not so good
Prison purse - funny
And courtesy of the Slang thesaurus - the turd cutter
Exhaust port - not so good
Prison purse - funny
And courtesy of the Slang thesaurus - the turd cutter
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Thoughts of snippets of conversations like:
Star Lite, Bonnie & Clyde, Forums, relocation, steps, showers, caroling, and basically any other topic that comes to mind.
Star Lite, Bonnie & Clyde, Forums, relocation, steps, showers, caroling, and basically any other topic that comes to mind.
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Quote by Contemplater
I'm a single, professional guy. No, I'm not going to reveal much more of myself than that beady eye in my avatar to you random browsers - but please be assured that the entirety of me is really, really handsome! (Really? Yes, really!)
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Umm first thought all women run, second thought
You might want to rethink your approach here, because a forum appeal casting a wide net, professing your handsomeness smacks of creepiness and desperation.
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Quote by Dudealicious
Why do I think of William Shatner when I read your posts?
You mean something like this?
As for the OP, seriously you spent 2 paragraphs talking about the fact you have had sex with men, YOU ARE BI.
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I think we just found the Sandwiches official shampoo. Well for the ladies at least.
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Quote by CurlyGirly
If I had just slid my panties off, and he was jerking off smelling them or stroking his cock with them that would be hot.
Guilty of the above
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I am making steak sandwiches with grilled peppers, onions, jalapeños, with smoked provolone on toasted rolls. With a Caesar salad.
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Quote by Larry2013
What is the one thing you want your partner to do to you but you would never ask them to?
The dishes?
my speCial Gal and I have a very honest and sharing relationship and honestly can't think of thing that I would never ask her to do.
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Quote by wolverine15
Seriously, is that Mazza chasing LM??????
And why the fuck is he carrying a blow up doll??????
I think I found the answer in his family album
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Quote by ginger86
awww wolvie, sorry to hear about your problem.
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Quote by CurlyGirly
While I love wearing the color red on anything, I have an intense dislike for any and all holiday-themed clothes. Definitely not my thing, although I'm not opposed to holding some mistletoe over my nether region for the right person!
A little something like this
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Quote by Mazza
Kissing under the CAMELTOE???
Bwahahahahahah
Now that is some funny shit!
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Seriously, is that Mazza chasing LM??????
And why the fuck is he carrying a blow up doll??????
And why the fuck is he carrying a blow up doll??????
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Quote by CurlyGirly
A surprise package in the mail, and the thought of sleeping in his shirt tonight.
He would so be getting lucky right now.
This post
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My simplest pleasure is to feel those butterflies in my stomach any time I think of her, hear her voice, see her face, or crave her touch.
My simplest pleasure is her.
My simplest pleasure is her.
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Quote by iowa410
22 male and never had a girl. to shy to ack one out. feel like a loser. cry at night over this
My first thought on this forum post was that this was an attempt to garner sympathy attention from females, however I will give you the benefit of the doubt.
This all comes down simply to which is more bearable to you, being shy or being alone. I for one suggest asking because what is the worst that can happen, the status quo? Maybe start out easy and invite a group of friends out and just practice talking to girls in a casual group setting.
Nothing ventured nothing gained.
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Quote by CurlyGirly
Ha! That I need to lift up my skirt and bend over.
Seriously love a hard spanking, ass or clit. It's all good!
Did I mention that besides big claws I have big hands perfect for the job!