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ASS-hole
LAUGHING OUT LOUD LITERALLY
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wolverine15
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male
United States
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The anticipation of a phone, but in particular the prospects for the future.
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Just because this is the greatest post in the history of Lush, and it is the only type of blow job I would be opposed to.
But for the quoted aforementioned genius the answer isn't just yes, but FUCK YES!
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If I farted on your cock, would that be considered a blowjob?
But for the quoted aforementioned genius the answer isn't just yes, but FUCK YES!
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Guys in spandex 
Wait don't two of those guys look like LM and Dude????
Wait don't two of those guys look like LM and Dude????
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I love foreplay! No not just a little sucky sucky here, or a little sucky sucky there. Foreplay is more than that. It is laughing, kissing, and spanking oh my! Watching and wanting to turn my woman on, driving her crazy with kisses, caresses, bites, sucks, rubs, and worshiping her body through and through. I mean why settle for setting off a firecracker, when you can set off fireworks in both of you!
And god is it turning me on thinking of turning on my girl, and making her Cum, aGain, and again, and again, and again!!!!
And god is it turning me on thinking of turning on my girl, and making her Cum, aGain, and again, and again, and again!!!!
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Quote by Shygirl17
Why do you like them? What do you like about them? What about them turns you on?
Don't like them.
Nothing.
Nothing^(infinity)
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Only doing it for one female, and in that case I will do it whenever she wants.
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Quote by Dudealicious
I much prefer red to white. Some say the complexities and notes are better in white wine, but I care to differ.
Of course, my selection usually changes with what I am having for supper. I was on a "new world" kick for the longest time, but have come to appreciate the "old world" much more in the last few months.
Italian wines like Barolo, Ripasso Chianti and Amarone (Italy) have made it to the table quite often lately. While I do appreciate the Australian Shiraz's and Cabs.
California is great for Cabernet Sauvignon, Pinot Noir and Zinfandel (some regions much better than others).
In the summer a nice Sauvignon Blanc is the perfect pour, very refreshing and not too sweet,
Puhlease, I so know you are all about the cardboardeaux!!!!
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Quote by CurlyGirly
Or a 6" clitty, but I like to keep that bad boy tucked and taped!
As far as the OP, no vag envy here.
That clip was awesome. I missed that episode.
Damn I told you I was expanding my boundaries, but baby I thought I was the who was going to be the one who got ridden.
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It is possible that there are some here whom suffer from it.
Oh god it is happening..........
vs Mazza 
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Quote by naughtynurse
Mazza, trinket, and myself are women, but the rest are all men. 3 is hardly taking over.
It was an analogy not a statistical evaluation because lord knows that I am not going to check the gender of everybody posting above me. But far be it from me to tell you how to spend your time.
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I love threads In Ask the Girls/Guys that get taken over by the opposite asked the question. Though I wonder about either the age difference between the two of you or even what the real world, non sexual relationship is if it exists. All of the women above are on point with their comments above, though more than likely his only priority is what ever the status of his penis is.
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Love stockings and thigh highs! Pantyhose just seem to like a odor trapper. *gag*
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Quote by Mazza
I saw this and gave it a read...
Thought I'd share it with you gals.
Taken from here (which looks like an interesting wee site)
http://goodmenproject.com/
The same goes for guys thinking of girls, and fortunately I have found one.
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The best phone conversation I have had in a long time. Funny, hot, bizarre, and always interesting and full of feeling.
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So it's like a beer can then?
Something like this?
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It was all because her BF got a call from this guy.
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Aww shucks. W, you're gonna make me blush. Flatterer.
Welcome back.
Thanks pard!