Since your queen for the day what else are you going to decree, there must be something else that you want other than better drivers and kicking out of state drivers out of the state, just think you could decree that all males have to walk around naked as jay birds, just think of all the eye candy that will produce, I'm sure a randy mandapanda2025 can think of something erotic for the day

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Will there be snacks or should we bring our own?

I'm hoping that you will be one of the snacks kirstin

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Fuck my husband and the cats right now. He left the kitchen door open and the little pricks had my leg of lamb I roasted today.

No no no, the stupid prick don't get to fuck you, he gets put in the dog house along with cats, then go and find someone to fuck and buy you dinner, you'll be hungry after all the fucking.

Thank you that seems to have worked for now.

Tell him to walk himself next time or does he need a chaperone to keep him out of trouble.

I assume he is now in the dog house and isn't getting his end away for some time, other than it being a bloody cold day today I hope you weren't in an area that actual had rain as that would have been the straw to break the camels back, why did he want you go out anyway, not the weather to do a little dogging or other outdoor sexual pursuits and they are the only really good reasons to go out.

I have a question that may or may not be achievable, Is it at all possible to move the send button in messaging out of the box designated for typing to a position as in this reply box, having the send button in the typing box causes problems for people who use tablets or mobile phones as it is so easy to hit the send button when trying to edit anything typed especially when on screen keyboards are in use.

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Alice has it. Sorry. I'll have a talk with her.

Can you not keep Alice under control going around losing her panties and flashing everyone but me and I'm bloody jealous

The biggest problem at the moment is not being able to rage about our biggest rage problem errors.

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I never know whether anybody reads these “self-promotional” threads. But on the off-chance that some people do, I’ve started this one.

I’ve written a lot of stories, some better than others. They sit around on my profile page for a while, but then as I write more they drop off the bottom and into the well of old stories. Unless you’re interested enough to click on the link to find them all, they tend to languish there, unseen and unloved.

So I thought I’d use this place to say a few things about each of them, and maybe if you haven’t read them, you might be tempted to have a look. Looking back over them now, it’s tempting to rewrite sections, because my style has changed a bit over the last few years. But I’ve tried to resist the temptation, because that’s who I was when I was writing them, and have simply corrected some punctuation errors and typos that got missed first time round.

Firstly, there may be some people who are interested in a bit of background about me and my writing. So firstly…

Who would not read anything written by The God Empress of Lush herself, when I first joined Lush to read all the fabulous erotic stories it was the writing of a young woman at university that caught my eye, her adventures into the cavalcade of eroticism shone out to me and I have ever since been a fan of everything written by you. So lead me back through happy memories and numerous ejaculations following your exploits into fantasy, lesbianism, threesomes and moresomes and everything else you have written, but do please save some time for new stories.

Don't know about your particular problem kistinspencil but I recently reported problems in the media area moved and deleted files reappearing from the original place, I was informed that a major update is to take place and was the probable cause, has this update now happened.