Remember, no fucking." She stood with her hand on her hip next to the open door, daring me to protest. "I remember. It was the last thing you said before we hung up." She pulled a strand of dirty blonde hair from her face while her green eyes considered me carefully. After a moment, her mouth formed a broad smile. "Cool. You're just here so I can watch you wet yourself," she declared. "So come right on in." I felt as if I...