"Yes, he has got a lot to answer for, Beckham," Helen admitted. "He sort of made tattoos acceptable. I still don't really like them, although..."
She was what is often described as a "respectable married woman", ten years into the marital marathon and leading a model life that had subjugated her spirit. The girl who had had dreams and wishes and desires had been left on the shore, waving forlornly at the ship of her life as it sailed into the distance with this unexciting, unexcited woman looking back, unfulfilled and lonely at heart, outwardly having everything she could want but desperate for some action, not least in the sexual realm.
She and Paul had decided early on that they wouldn't have children, and she was still happy enough with that. Instead, they had a bigger house than they might have done, a better car and more exotic holidays. Helen was well dressed: stylish and sexy, turning into what was now known as a MILF, except she wasn't a mum. The world was absolutely full of men who would like to fuck her, but she belonged to one man, and that was now a problem. There had been a time when belonging to someone was part of the dream, and if it were taken away from her now, she would feel lost, but she also felt she belonged to herself, to her own screenplay, and the script had taken a turn he didn't like.
It had come to a head a few months earlier when she and Paul were discussing tattoos. It was when David Beckham was young and the most exciting footballer in England, both as a player and a personality. She had admired him on Parkinson, surprised that he was confident enough to smile and chat on a talk show whereas most of his peers would have been awkward, grunting embarrassments.
And then he had got that big, wide, dark monstrosity on the back of his neck, visible above the collar, and suddenly everyone was at it. Even women. And when she had discussed it with Paul, he had uttered those fateful words: "I forbid you to get a tattoo."
That was it. Happy as she had been in general with this man, she was not having him lay down the law like that. She had gone into town at the earliest opportunity and done the deed. She was inked. And Paul didn't know because it was in a very discreet place. It would only ever be seen by someone inspecting the rear of her most private of parts, which Paul did not do. He liked to be given a blowjob and would occasionally lick her in a hesitant way, holding something back, his nose wrinkled and tongue darting in and out like a lizard.
This was therefore also on Helen's list of priorities: to have a man really go to town on her down there. Or a woman: a nice lesbian might do a good, carefree job, but no, she wanted a cock at the end of it, to plough her and cum deep inside while she wrapped her legs around him her. She couldn't do that with her husband now; there was too much of a power struggle going on and great sex was partly about surrendering and enjoying being taken.
I got the distinct impression I was going to be the lucky recipient of this. We knew each other vaguely from the gym on Friday evenings and our unspoken mutual attraction had now been confirmed by the simple act of her joining me at my table in the canteen afterwards and striking up this confessional conversation.
"So, tomorrow afternoon," she said. "36 Girton Avenue?" That was my place, where we had arranged to meet while her husband was at the football.
That night I could barely sleep for excitement. I had permitted myself one quick wank to blow off steam while saving myself for the real thing. I tried not to think about what lay ahead. I tried to ignore the thought that I would be peeling off her knickers and she would be rummaging in my underpants, sucking my cock and spreading her legs so my face could become covered in her juices and aromas. I would have her natural oils in my mouth, in my saliva, in my pores, under my fingernails.
After a restless night and an impatient morning, the doorbell rang in my rented Victorian house and this vision in tight light blue jeans and a skull t-shirt waltzed in. She was warm and fragrant and beautiful: the ultimate gift. A woman who had brought nothing with her but herself, and who wanted nothing from me but myself. It is the purest of transactions: my masculinity in exchange for her femininity. All we had to do was unwrap each other. Oh, that's lovely. Just what you've always wanted. We began immediately, kissing on the settee, touching each other up. No pretence, no negotiation. When my hand found its way into her knickers and my middle finger found her hole we locked eyes and without a word we walked up the stairs to my bedroom.
Helen stood before me to be undressed and I did so lovingly, carefully, at a leisurely pace. One unusual thing about her: she was hairy. I had noticed her armpits at the gym. Billions of women around the world shave under there but I don't know why. I find it very exciting it's a natural place to have hair and it's sort of a reminder that this woman is an animal, not an android. She's real and she fucks, she likes fucking.
She smelled fabulous, from her perfumed neck to the natural fragrances of her crotch and crack. Naked as Eve, her neat, small breasts alert, standing to attention as she moved, she then undressed me and enjoyed the more rough and ready delights of a man's body. Does a woman really think that cock and balls contraption is beautiful? Fascinating, perhaps, but then what is beautiful? Most of them don't like the look of their own bits, apparently, and it is true that some of the elaborate, worm-like labia would not be a contemporary designer's choice. They seem to have been created with practical matters in mind, but even then, the system of sealing and protecting seems rather hit-and-miss if you really study it.
Helen certainly was made for studying. In my eyes she was pretty close to perfection and I intended to kiss, suck and lick every inch of her. First, though, she had obviously decided to do the same to me. She was on her knees with my cock in her mouth, clearly loving what she was doing. She wasn't showing off, but nor was she bashful about it. My big, hard member was on display for her benefit and she loved it.
Whether this was part of her revenge on her husband or not I didn't know, but I preferred to think she just hadn't recently had the pleasure of permitting herself to be submissive in this way, with nothing at stake in relationship terms. She could perform this splendidly selfless act and enjoy its liberating naughtiness. I could tell she was savouring the feel and taste of a penis. She was away with the fairies, already lost in the erotic mindscape of happy sex. She licked me up the length of my cock, ran her tongue around the contours of my knob, then back down and gently kissed my scrotum before sucking it and smelling that savoury aroma. I had deliberately had a shower early, to allow my manly smells to return, clean but natural.