“Oh, hey, hon, have you been waiting for me? Sorry, I'm late. Work was just insane. We're so close to closing this deal, we were all just running around like chickens with our heads cut off.”

“Yeah, I told them it was our anniversary, babe, but you know what it's like in the office. The team counts on me, I can't drop everything just cause my husband made us an anniversary dinner. Speaking of which, I hope you didn't go to a lot of trouble.”

“Oh man, that sounds delicious! I'm sure it'll reheat well.”

“What? Are you angry? Honey, I told you I was stuck at work!”

“No! I promise it wasn't like last time!”

“I know I promised I would only have sex with you today, since it's our anniversary. It wasn't like that, I swear.”

“Yes, it really was just work! Anything else? At all? Well... okay, there is a new guy there, Luis, a real hotshot. A few of the guys mentioned me to him, and I guess he was curious...”

“No, I did not fuck him, thank you very much! I just... flashed him.”

“Oh, come now! It's nothing! They're just tits, babe. He wanted to see them. Everyone else in the office has, so it didn't seem like too much. I let him see my breasts... and my ass.... okay yes, and my pussy. I took all my clothes off... well, actually, he did, and it was more like he ripped them off. It's a good thing I had spares in the office. But there was no touching! He just looked...looked, and then he said he was really horny from looking and he couldn't focus on the deal. So he started to jack off. And that was it. Except, well... it was taking awhile and I knew I could get it finished faster, and since it was kind of my fault he was so hard, I helped him out. Just a handjob though! At first. You know me, my handjobs pretty much always turn into blowjobs. So, got him to cum in my mouth, and that was the end of it.”

“Yes, really. That was the end of it... for him. See, while I was blowing Luis, Andrew came in and saw us. I was so turned on from Luis shooting his load in my mouth and from being watched that I started rubbing my clit a little. As soon as he saw that, Andrew insisted that he help. Before I knew it, he'd mounted me on the desk with my legs spread and was eating me out.”

“No, I didn't stop him! What kind of girl do you think I am? Andrew was just being nice, honey! It would have been impolite to make him stop. Next, you'll ask if I asked Luis to stop fondling my tits and sucking my nipples while Andrew licked my clit.”

“Honey, will you please relax? There was no sex! It was just a little oral... and a little fingering, but that was it. I promised you tonight, I'm all yours!”

“What happened? Hehe, well, Andrew has this amazing technique, where he just latches his lips on my clit and just goes to town! Then he slides two fingers into my pussy and rubs my G-spot.”

“Huh? Oh, hehe, you mean after. Right! Well, I came, and you know what I'm like, get me on the clit and the g-spot at the same time, and I just gush. So we all cleaned up, and...”

“Huh? Oh, just me and Luis, and Andrew, and a few other guys who came in to watch. Between all of us, my office got a little... cummy. Anyway, I got dressed in my backup outfit, and we buckled in for a long night of closing the deal.”

“How'd it go? You mean the deal? It was fantastic! We finished it up while staying under budget! Means we're getting bonuses next quarter.”

“Aw, thanks, honey. I am proud. We all are. We ended up going out for a drink to celebrate.”

“Oh, now don't be like that, honey. We all worked so hard on this; we deserved a little celebration, didn't we? And I'm an important member of the team! I wasn't going to turn down a drink. I told them, though, just one, and I would turn into a pumpkin after that! Because it was my special night with my husband!”

“Well, it wasn't anything fancy. We got to Sultry Sally's and... What? Yeah, the strip club, babe.”

“Oh, come on, don't be a prude! It's nothing! That just happens to be the closest bar to the office! And the drinks are fantastic! So anyway, we get there, and I ordered my margarita, and we're having a good time. It turned out that it was an amateur night and...”

“Hey now, nope, I know what you're thinking. Yes, all the guys from work really wanted me to dance, but I told them I was being good. Even though it did look really, really fun. I just had my drink and watched... until someone turned on WAP by Cardi B. You know how that song gets me! I decided, what the hell, you only live once, and it's not like you'd mind me having a little fun with my friends.”

“Aw, honey, it was just a little dance! And I think it was great, if I say so myself. Amateurs don't normally do full nudity, so I was really popular! But after the one dance, I just collected my tips and left the stage. I told the guys I was just going to finish my last drink and go home.”

“Huh? Oh, right, I only got one drink for myself, but after my dance, someone bought me one. It would have been rude not to drink it.”

“No, not one of the horndogs from the office, thank you very much! It was a total stranger, actually. I didn't even know his name! He just walked over and said I was the hottest PAWG he'd ever seen! Isn't that so sweet! So he bought me a drink, and then he said if I was really that good, I'd give him a lap dance.”

“Oh, babe, he bought me a drink! He was so nice! I couldn't say no! And I knew you'd understand. So we got a private room, and I straddled him. Honey, even though his pants, he was HUGE! It was amazing! I had to see it! I asked him if I could. Well, maybe I told him to take his pants off. I can't remember exactly. But honey, it was MASSIVE! Like, almost too big!”

“Well, I did say almost, honey.”

“Oh, well, sweetheart, I'm not the kind of girl who's gonna tell a guy to take his dick out and then not finish him off. You know me better than that. But he didn't put it in! I just rubbed up his shaft between my pussy lips until he came! No penetration at all. Except for the tip. Just the tip, though! I swear! And even that, honey, let me tell you... whew! I dunno if I could have taken the whole thing.”

“Oh, I'm exaggerating, babe. Of course, I could have taken it. But anyway, I insisted he cum on my tits, hon. What? I thought that would make you happy, dear.”

“Because I told him not to cum in me! I thought, oh well, never mind. Anyway, that was it! I was out of there and on my way home to you!”

“Well, no, sweetheart, I didn't just leave right away. I couldn't! I was a naked cumdumpster. I had to go to the ladies' to get myself cleaned up! Luckily, there was a really sweet girl in there who hooked me up with some wet wipes. She was so nice! Her name was Marissa, and she was one of the dancers in the club. Gorgeous body, hon! Like, kinda gothy? With dyed hair and petite but curvy. Mmm! Hot! Anyway, she told me she was really impressed by my dance! She and Ivan both were!”

“Ivan? Oh, that's Marissa's Partner. He owns the club. A few clubs, actually. He said he was so impressed that he thought I had real potential and invited me back to his and Marissa's penthouse.”

“Well, I told them I couldn't stay long, honey. They both totally understood that I had to leave after just a few drinks. So we all got into Ivan's limo and opened some champagne. He said Marissa had to sit on my lap because of the seating, but I think he had other motives. Well, it was a little bit of a drive, and she and I got a silly drinking the champagne, and I guess we started making out a little bit.”

“Oh no, love, it was all just totally innocent, really! A little kissing, and some breast squeezing, nipple pinching, and a tiny bit of over-the-undies petting. Well, over the undies for her at least. I have no idea what happened to my underwear. I think one of the guys from the office snagged them after my dance. Anyway, that was it, basically just like holding hands. Ivan just sat there gooning the whole time. Total silver fox, by the way!”

“Honey, it wasn't like that. They were totally sweet! When I told them it was my anniversary, they made a big show of congratulating me! When I showed them your picture, they both said, "I can't believe you are married to that guy!" Isn't that nice? Well, we got to the apartment, a gorgeous place by the way, and Ivan started telling me what he had in mind for me.”

“No, not stripping honey... movies! Marissa is an OF model, and they both thought I'd make a perfect screen partner for her! Isn't that exciting?! Just picture it! Hundreds, maybe even thousands, of men masturbating to your wife's naked body while she has sex! Awesome, right?!”

“Well, of course I said yes!”

“I thought you'd be proud! And maybe if I make enough, I can leave the firm. I know how much you hate those guys. Ivan just had to film a screen test first.”

“Oh, just really basic stuff. He got some footage of Marissa and me together, and of us naked together. Of us kissing and petting each other a little. Then of us scissoring and sixtynining. Then we, huh?”

“Scissoring and sixtynining, babe, you know that means. We rubbed our pussies together, then lay on top of each other and sucked and licked each other's clits, while Ivan filmed us. What's not to understand?”

“Oh, babe, it was just for the camera!”

“Well, yeah, I came. A lot. We both did. You think I'm a squirter? She fucking drenched me!”

“Honey, I have never faked an orgasm, and I'm not gonna start just for the movies. But it was worth it, 'cause Ivan thought I was perfect! Marissa and I are in business together! Yay!”

“Well, we cracked open another bottle to celebrate. We all got a little tipsy, honestly. We were joking around, and Marissa and I started teasing Ivan about whether he could tell us apart without looking. He said he absolutely could, so we decided to test him. Marissa said the best way would be to see if he could tell our pussies apart with just his cock.”

“Well, that was the game, honey.”

“Well, yeah, he put it in me. He closed his eyes while Marissa and I sat next to each other. (Laughs) Honestly, I think he might have been peeking. First, he teased me a little, rubbing the tip on my pussy lips, then he pushed it in balls deep. Mmm, hehe, he guessed it was me. And then he just started railing me.”

“Well, he already was in me, baby. I wasn't gonna push him off of me or anything.”

“It wasn't too much. He just fucked me on the couch. Then he bent me over the armrest and fucked me from behind while I ate Marissa's pussy. Then he lay on the floor, and I rode his cock while she sat on his face. So nothing too crazy.”

“Nope, he didn't cum inside me, silly! No, he had a really funny idea, actually. Since it was my anniversary, he wanted to see if he could shoot his load through my wedding ring into my mouth. He put it on the tip of his dick like it was cock ring right as he jizzed. Of course, it ended up covered in his sperm!”

“I guess you had to be there. Well, we wrapped up after that. We exchanged info, I got an Uber, and went straight home. To you. My wonderful husband.”

“Huh? Oh, yeah, I guess we were parked out front a little while. Um, well, you see, the Uber driver was such a sweet guy. Gave me water, chatted about his wife and family, and asked what music I wanted to hear. I wanted to give him a really extra good tip, so I fucked him in the back of the car.”

“What? It was just common courtesy! Besides, I'm only what? Five or six hours late? And the food will reheat. What matters is that I'm home now, honey.”

“What's that? Oh, baby, that's sweet. And the spirit is willing, believe me. But, honestly, I'm exhausted. I think just gonna head to bed if you don't mind. I need a good night's sleep anyway. I'm meeting up with Ivan and Marissa and some friends for brunch tomorrow morning. I know it's your birthday, but you don't mind, right?”

“Thanks, hon. Oh! And the Uber driver did cum inside me. Any chance you could run by Walmart for some morning-after for me?”

“I love you, honey.”