My girlfriend, Danielle, is 24. She's 5'7, and her body's shape makes her stand out in a crowd like an exotic hooker.
I'm just being honest when I say that. You normally expect taller girls to have smaller assets - but Danielle is unlike most normal girls.
Her tits aren't enormous, but they are quite large, and they sit high on her frame. They are so perfect that they almost look fake. She is purebred Swedish, so her features are sharp, and frankly, a little cold and uninviting. She's addicted to fitness -- over the years, she has sculpted her legs and ass to breathtaking perfection in the gym.
She looks like she is built to fuck. She's like this perfect female specimen. Every time we go out, she puts traditionally attractive girls to shame with her assets. At this point, I can't believe she's my girlfriend - let alone that I have even met a girl like this at all. Our relationship has been going OK for a few months, and we complement each other well. She's the rude bitch, and I'm the nice one that doesn't like getting into too much trouble.
As you can imagine... I'm willing to put up with a lot of crap for the chance to be with someone like Danielle. There's just one thing that really gets on my nerves.
It's her Instagram. It's 2018, and everyone has Instagram, so it's not like I can complain about it.
But she's trying to become one of those "influencers". Some of her pictures are outrageous. She posted one about 6 weeks before we met. She's laying on a bed with her face down. The picture is in black and white. She's not wearing anything. It's just Danielle, naked, laying on her stomach, with her face pressed down into a pillow. She's not even looking at the camera. I get that it's artsy and she works hard for her body... but c'mon! I'm not an idiot. I know that sex sells. But as a man I also know that pictures like this one are basically softcore pornography. It looks like you walked in on her by accident, and for some reason it's okay to come up behind her and use her to your heart's desire. (She's even pushing her ass up slightly to give you a better visual of what that might be like.)
Her Instagram page is public, meaning anyone can see that picture, and the other ones like it. Since she's trying to "make it big", she gives away her page to anyone who asks. One time we were at a coffee shop. I was in line ordering, but Danielle had already ordered and was at the opposite end of the counter. A tall, well-built gentleman in a suit and tie approached her and stood close to her side, blocking my view. He had his phone out. He struck up a conversation and they exchanged a few words. I had to look away to tell the cashier what I wanted. When I looked back, the tall gentleman was walking away and staring at his phone, while Danielle had a bored expression on her face. She told me he had asked for her number, but she had declined, and just given him the ID of her Insta page.
This happens ALL of the time. It doesn't matter if I'm standing right next to Danielle... pretty much every time we go out together, at least one guy will approach Danielle and start hitting on her. She always declines to give out her phone number, at least when she's with me, but she always gives out her Instagram page, with all of her amazing - but very sexualized - photography.
As her boyfriend, it's a little irritating when it happens.
Things came to a breaking point when we were at a small gathering with some of Danielle's friends. It was me, Danielle, two of her friends (Dana and May), and a guy named Victor that had apparently been friends with Dana and May for a while.
We were sitting in the living room of Dana's apartment on two large chairs and one couch. I was furthest to the left on a chair. To my right was Victor, then Danielle, then Dana on the couch, with May in the large chair opposite of me.
The conversation inevitably got around to talking about Danielle - she had recently been featured on a popular blog, and her Instagram page had seen a huge spike in followers. Inevitably, Victor had to ask:
"So, what's your Insta username? I'll be sure to follow you."
Danielle wrestled his phone from his hands and opened up her profile, then handed the phone back to him. Victor scrolled for a second before he got wide-eyed and turned to his right to face Danielle.
"Damn. No wonder you got featured!"
He kept scrolling for a few seconds until he saw the picture I described earlier - of Danielle wearing nothing, face down, big ass on display for the world to see. His eyes got even wider and his jaw quite literally dropped. Then he smiled and turned to Danielle once again, who I realized was just inches away from him on the fully-seated couch.
"Damn. You can barely tell in those jeans!"
Danielle had worn some modest jeans to the gathering, which was a relief to me. It was tough to deal with men ogling her everywhere me and her went.
"Nu-uh. Look!"
She abruptly got up and turned around so her back was to Victor and me. Then she grabbed the top of her jeans, hoisting them up so they fit snugly around her shapely and ample ass, which was right in front of Victor's face.
"What do you think, boys? Maybe you just weren't looking, Victor."
Victor and I laughed... both somewhat nervously.
"Guess I'm a gentleman. Let's check, though," said Victor. He held his phone up next to her ass and I could see that he had that damn photo of her naked on the bed up on his screen.
"Looks good to me!" he said.
"Told you," said Danielle.
She sat down and glanced at me with a small smile that looked almost like pity. Then she turned to May to ask her about a trip to Europe she had just been on, completely changing the topic of conversation to something more PG.
I was relieved to be moving on from her Instagram. Even better, Victor had finally stopped scrolling and rejoined the conversation.
The night progressed like any other night. Everyone was drinking and having a good time. We played a few rounds of pong, then a card game I forget the name of, and everyone was pretty buzzed.
I was, too. I was wasted, actually. I had basically skipped dinner, as I got home late from work, and Danielle had wanted to get over to May's as soon as possible. So needless to say that after 7 or 8 beers and only a few pretzels in my stomach, I was more than a little drunk.
At around 11:30 PM I had to excuse myself to lie down. My head was spinning, but I wasn't out for the night. I promised the crew I'd be back up as soon as I could be.
I passed out as soon as my head hit the pillow, but sure enough, I woke up at 12:39 AM to take a piss, and everyone was still up. The music was high and I heard May and Dana give a cheer for something. I got myself together and headed out. I grabbed a beer from the fridge before heading into the living room.
Once I entered, I stopped cold and tempororarily snapped out of my haze. The lighting was dim, but I could see that all 3 girls were topless, as was Victor. They were standing around a square table with casino chips, cards, and beer on it. May and Dana were standing across from each other, and Danielle was standing between May and Dana, with Victor standing very closely behind her.
They didn't give me a second to react. May raised her beer over her head and screeched.
"WOOOOOO! You're back! We're playing poker!" said May.
"It's strip poker," chimed in Dana.
"Just giving your girl some coaching, buddy. She's already lost 2 hands," explained Victor.
"Come play, sweetie!" squealed Danielle, pointing to the empty slot at the table across from her and Victor.
I groggily raised my beer and gave a thumbs up, then stumbled over to the table. I was definitely still drunk.
On the table, there were 3 shirts. Underneath, I noticed that there were a pair of jeans poking out. I had to assume they were Danielle's, because they were definitely girls' jeans, and Dana and May definitely both had their pants on. It dawned on me that Victor was standing inches behind Danielle... who was in her underwear.
"Towering over her" is probably a better way to put it. Danielle is tall, but Victor was 6'4 and built like a fitness model you'd see in a magazine. I could see that now. Before, when he was on the couch in a hoodie, he had looked like a regular dude... I may have let my guard down a little.
We played a few hands and Victor actually helped Danielle win a few hands, which surprised me. Maybe I was being paranoid.
Dana and May both lost a hand each and had to take off their pants, which I wasn't complaining about. They were both tall and fit like Danielle, although it was pretty obvious that Danielle was the ringleader of the pack, both in personality and in assets.
Then, Victor lost a hand and had to take his pants off. I saw Danielle (and Dana, and May) look him up and down as he did, as if I didn't exist. Finally, I had to take my shirt off, but I rushed through it, and nobody really paid attention. It was a little embarassing. Victor had this tall, chiseled body, and at 5'10, I wasn't short, but I had never been one to go to the gym, either. It's not like I was overweight... but I didn't look like the other people standing around me at the table.
Next, Danielle lost another hand. I assumed the game was over at this point. Did people really get naked playing strip poker? I doubted Danielle would be comfortable with that.
As if to answer my question, Danielle turned her head to face Victor.
"Bra or panties? What do you think, guys?" said Danielle, turning back to face me.
"Bra. Definitely. Give your boyfriend a show," said Victor quickly. As he said it, he had already started to unhook Danielle's bra. Her jaw dropped when she felt his hands undoing the clasp.
The bra fell to the floor and Victor gave me a thumbs up. Danielle's face turned fire red for a second, but then she relaxed, and didn't even turn around to scold Victor. She just accepted it and picked up her cards. Nobody dwelled on it any further.
My heart was beating out of my chest and I was fully erect under the table, but I tried to seem relaxed.
The next hand was dealt. Victor gave Danielle a bad call, and Danielle lost again. My heart froze for a second, and there were a few seconds of silence where no one spoke. Everyone knew what Danielle losing the hand meant.