I like a classic missionary.
I like it on all fours.
I like it in the bedroom,
And I like it out of doors.

I like it when you are on top.
I like it to the side.
I like when I'm kneeling,
And your legs are open wide.

I like it by the fire,
And I like it on the stairs.
I like it over tables,
And I like it over chairs.

I like it up against the wall.
I like it in the shower.
I like when you're baking,
And you're naked but for flour.

I like it in the carpark,
And I like it in the river.
I like it orally as both,
the taker and the giver.

I like it in the evening.
Well I like it all day through.
I like it anytime and place.
As long as it's with you!