I'll show you mine,
if you show me yours.

I'll drop my pants,
if you drop your drawers.

Do a quick cartwheel
and give me a flash.

I'll get my knob out
for a view of your gash.

Come on, do it quickly
before the bell goes.

We can do it so quietly,
nobody will know.

I'll give you a tickle;
you give me a squeeze.

And if we've got time,
I'll get down on my knees.

Shit, there goes the bell;
it was just out of reach.

We'd both better head
back to class then, and teach!