What the Neighbors Think
We are too old for this, they say—too old to laugh past ten,
Too old to dance on the kitchen floor... naked, now and then.
Too old to kiss beside the mailbox, too old to hold your hand
Like teenagers who've learned that life’s never what was planned.
So let them watch the curtains twitch, our shadows fucking on the shade,
Let silly Mildred clutch her pearls so tight, watching how babies are made.
We'll eat dessert before the meal, we'll skip the church bazaar,
We'll drink the good champagne, have backseat sex in our car.
We’re two silver-headed, love-drunk fools, our love may never fade,
We now do things improperly, and frequently misbehave.
So take my hand, ignore the stares, be sexy all night long.
Because doing things improperly doesn’t mean we do anything wrong.
Too Old to Misbehave?
They say we should know better...you know... at “our age”,
But, Honey, you and I both know, we’re about to misbehave.
Let us be so reckless, love each other unrehearsed,
We both once had different lives in a different Universe.
We both had tidier loves, ones we’ll never forget,
But a great love may be ahead of us, perhaps the best one yet.
So let's love the way we never dared, passionate and unafraid,
Our underwear on the kitchen floor is proof our love won’t fade.
We’re Sexy-Texty Years Old
Sexy-Texty years old really ought to be more well known,
Senior citizen pictures sent with new cell phones.
(Nipples here, and testes there,
You’ll never see them in underwear.)
The chubby and the saggy are mutually admired,
Fueling masturbation and human sexual desire.
Promiscuity is finally... a very welcome trait,
Share your body count, it’s time to celebrate!
The Sexy-Texty age is more than just a phase.
Naked near a window’s become all the rage!
(Ya know his affection is measured by his erection!
‘N her gaping selection requires closer inspection!)
So find your besties with their testes, be flirtatious as can be,
Remember to add some naked photos with your repartee.
Men, you know the ladies are typically in charge,
So ask her permission before sending something hard!
The Sexy-Texty years may count among our very best,
So be ever so ready to perform some special requests!
For it's not the wrinkles nor gray hair you see upon our heads,
It’s the silver wheat of a woman sweet displayed upon her bed.
Oh, nothing compares to an old man’s wares, still firm as it can be
That whets her whistle when she needs a missile, large and orally.
Old enough to misbehave, and happily enjoy the game,
The Sexy-Texty years make other years look quite tame.
