Smooth shaven pussies and taut erect nipples,
Licking up thighs that the goose-flesh has stippled,
Handcuffs and blindfolds and shiny cock rings:
These are a few of my favorite things.

Girls on all fours when they offer their asses,
Nerdy girls who take thick loads on their glasses,
Full lips all shiny where my semen clings:
These are a few of my favorite things.

Horny wet MILFs who talk filth with you fuck them,
Bouncing soft breasts that just beg you to suck them,
Smacking round asses ‘til my hot hand stings:
These are a few of my favorite things.

Two tired bodies both cum-glazed and sweating,
Tongue ‘neath the cockhead from which my load’s jetting,
Deep, dark red bliss that each orgasm brings:
These are a few of my favorite things.

When they day’s long, when the work’s hard,
When I’m in a funk.
I stroke my cock thinking of favorite things
And I’m pumping ropes…
…of spunk!