There she stands
On the street corner,
Seems very sad
Like quite the loner.

I roll down the window,
She yells "How about a date?"
I'm not too sure
If I should reciprocate.

She runs to the passenger door,
I unlock it quickly.
She hops in the cab,
I'm feeling just a little bit sickly.

She's cute & sexy
And asks "Wanna have fun?"
I ask "How much for a BJ?"
She says "$30 will get it done."

We drive to a spot
Just around the corner,
By this time
I've got a hell of a boner.

I pull down my pants
And she starts sucking,
It feels so good
I wish we were fucking.

Suck it whore,
You're so good,
The very best
In the entire neighborhood.

I blow my load
Pretty damn fast
And tell her
This won't be my last.