Listen my Lushies

And you will hear

Of a big dick man

Who came near

To our once famous little old nun

Who hadn’t played or had any fun

Creeping onto media like the flush on my tits

Oh did he give the nun some jiggly fits

He measured his girth with a tape of so big

You would of thought it was the piston on some big rig

So proud was he of his giant cock

He was all of the time hard as a rock

They played she watched he performed on cue

Till frankly the nun was a huge pile of goo

Until one day did she go a scouting

And found out after a year and a half a ring he was sprouting

Alas the big dick man come thoroughly clean

And blocked the nun right out of her screen.

Word to your nun

Keep your fun on the run