A guy loves to masturbate, 
Finding things to do.
A bottle of lube is his date,
Wishing that he could screw.

He found a sex site on the internet,
He loves to read stories for fun.
Working himself into a cold sweat,
Jacking off until he's done.

His cock is very hard,
Looking for something hot.
No more using his library card,
These stores really hit the spot.

Lube goes on his prick,
His fingers jerk real slow.
Up and down on his dick,
Creating a very nice flow.

He grabs his anal plug,
He puts it up his ass.
Fits his ass quite snug,
Its cold and made of glass.

He feels a bit high,
As he plays with his rod.
He's really a very sexual guy,
Getting ready to blow his wad.

He cups and rubs his balls,
Oh that feels so nice.
Really giving it his all,
His edging sessions are concise.

Reading about two chicks,
That play with some toys.
They have so many tricks,
That they both really enjoy.

They get into sixty-nine,
And lick each other's clits.
Pussy juices for them to dine,
While they rub each other's tits.

He edges for many hours,
His cock starts to explode.
You can't believe the power,
Reading and blowing his load.

This is how he spends his nights,
When he jerks and plays,
Finding all kinds of exciting ways,
He really thinks this is okay.