Holy shit!
I've licked her and rubbed her
And I know she's not the smallest girl
But even so
I can get my fucking hand up there !
Possibly the other one too
And maybe even clap!

But I'm not going to try
Just in case I can.
And it's scary enough as it is.

What the hell
Does she expect
For an encore?

Bet she's never even heard
Of Kegel or pelvic floors.

Still
Whatever
On with the Mac!