Some people are blessed

You can see at a glance

At a Guinness World Records gathering

They met just by chance

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At twenty years old

Barely two feet tall

The worlds shortest woman

Stood by the wall

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She wanted to try

What lurked in the loo

He was thrice her height

From her point of view

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It gave her a fright

The way it stood out

Like a big jutting rock

For he was the man

With the worlds longest cock

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Twenty inches

Long, hard, and white

He got it all in

She was so very tight

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It bulged her throat some

When his balls finally rested

On her sweet bum

His cock fully vested

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When he came in her pussy

She could taste his cum

Buried deep in her sex

It splashed on her tongue

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He walked to the bed

Shortie impaled on his dick

She flopped up and down

On his long, hard stick

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Like a rotisserie chicken

Suspended on his thick spit

Cum dripped from her lips

Both her mouth and her clit

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Filling her, stretching her

His crotch banged her hips

Jarring her clitoris

Pinching her nips

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She thought of the child

They’d make together

He would have the two records

Guinness could tether

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When he were grown

It was a good plan

He’d be the worlds longest

And shortest man