"You're a bit overdressed, aren't you?"

When Alan turned around to find the owner of the voice he'd heard, he was glad he had. Maria had helped him resolve an issue with his phone the previous day at the shop opposite his home. She had explained everything patiently and in a helpful, friendly manner, leaving Alan feeling less embarrassed about his shortcomings than he sometimes did.

"Along with my ability to break technology, my brain lies to my body about the outside temperature. You'll see me in a T-shirt in February; I'll be laughing about it, and I don't mind if others join in. It's very odd, after all," Alan explained.

"I worked at our family's farm shop after leaving school, so I understand what you're saying about laughing at yourself. Luckily, my jokes about the best way to keep breasts hot and thighs juicy were always better than the ones I heard from customers every day," Maria said with a smile.

"We'll have to have a 'telling jokes at our own expense' contest sometime," Alan replied.

"A night of sharing tales about requests to take my 'tender-looking thighs' home sounds fun," Maria giggled.

"That would fit perfectly with my stories about needing to take a cold shower urgently, even on a cool day," Alan joked.

"You'll be loitering outside the phone shop at closing time tonight, then?" Maria asked.

"Only if you'd asked me to," Alan answered, prompting Maria to tell him that she believed she had just done so.

After finishing work, Maria met Alan outside the shop. She smiled as soon as she saw him, then walked with him across the road to his flat.

Once she had sat beside Alan on his sofa, Maria was eager to agree on a plan with him.

"Shall we talk about the need to take cold showers, or discuss my juicy, tender-looking thighs and naturally plump breasts first?" Maria asked, her head brimming with cheeky thoughts she'd been entertaining all day.

"I think showers, thighs, and breasts are all part of the same conversation," Alan replied, in no mood to hide his feelings.

Relieved to hear that Alan's thoughts mirrored her own, Maria was eager to slay the horny beast that had been shouting at her all day.

"How does stroking and sucking my impatient clit sound? I'm not usually that forward, but I've been thinking about someone doing it since I woke up. We can heat things to whatever temperature suits you best. You'll be begging for a cooling-off period once I've properly thanked you for dining on my summer fruits," Maria laughed.

Maria and Alan tore off each other's clothes to the sound of their laughter. They both knew there was a time and place for seriousness, but the unspoken agreement that this was neither suited them perfectly.

Maria smiled and sighed happily, as Alan's touch slipped into her body, laughing loudly at the splashing noises his fingers made as they skipped through her erotic wetness.

"Feel free to suck out my puddles if they're getting too deep for you to wade through," Maria said hopefully, and Alan was on the case within seconds.

Alan flicked his tongue inside Maria's body to the sound of her contented sighs and brief expressions of encouragement. Had Maria needed to direct Alan further, she would have, but she didn't. Maria wondered whether Alan was an expert or had merely stumbled on the secret. In truth, it was the latter, though she didn't care.

Maria knew she tended to be very loud when aroused, but made no effort to suppress her joy. The sounds actually inspired Alan, and once his lips began to purse and hold within her body, Maria's laughter and erotic noises escalated wildly.

"That's working," Maria confirmed between giggles and some very sweary shouting.

Nothing appeared broken, so Alan decided not to attempt to fix it, which was an excellent call. Maria was confident that Alan would know when she needed full throttle, so she focused on enjoying the build-up to that moment.

Maria's playlist of sounds was extensive, but a particularly long moan was one Alan had been listening for. His correct call prompted his kisses to tug on Maria's clit, making her body shake with anticipation until she hurtled into a blissful climax with a scream.

Alan steadied Maria's body as it convulsed. Maria's mind had turned to soup, and she loved it. Wave after wave of spectacular release crashed through her body, each sensation with its own signature tune announcing its arrival.

Maria savoured Alan's ceaseless attention for what felt like forever. It wasn't, but she knew when it was time to re-ignite everything by offering some excitement of her own.

"Feeling so horny doesn't usually make me peckish, but skipping lunch so I could dwell on outrageous thoughts during my break appears to have caught up with me," Maria laughed, leaving Alan to sit on the sofa as she knelt before him.

Maria took hold of Alan's cock and wrapped her lips around it. She had been loud, but Alan matched her volume.

Alan's trembling and vocal excitement focused Maria's work. His moans gave way to groans, and his uncontrollable movements drove Maria's efforts forward, with inevitable consequences.

When Maria felt Alan's cock begin to spill its contents over her tongue, it felt wonderful to do so while listening to his sounds of pleasure. It had been far more than just the second half of a shared episode, and it was enough to send her body into spasms of joy.

Maria kept sucking on Alan until he had nothing left. He enjoyed every moment of her climax, as well as his own.

"Perhaps we should just cuddle up and save swapping stories for tomorrow?" Maria suggested.

"I'm sure my dodgy thermostat and your juicy breasts and thighs will enjoy their moment whenever storytime arrives," Alan replied.

He was right.