The rear kitchen door opened and closed gently. The smell of still warm cheese scones wafted through the air. A girl in a white summer dress put away the floral oven gloves and turned to see who had arrived. They smiled at each other. The fresh lemonade poured slowly from the glass jug, the sound of ice cubes plinking as two large glasses filled. The girl in a tight little black dress took the proffered glass and took a long swig before wiping her mouth.
“I fucked her," said Lainey pulling at the black dress hoping it didn’t show too much thigh.
"What you say? Fucked who?"
"I just fucked her. In her house."
"Yeah, yeah, we got that bit. At the risk of repeating this until the end of time. Fucked who?" Charlotte repeated.
"Hmmm, that fucking girl down the road. In her house."
"Plenty of girls down our road. Be more specific once you've gotten down off the high. Maybe next week."
"You know her. The weird girl always in black and stuff."
Lainey gestured at her own clothes. They laughed.
"Okay, that's narrowed it down to half the street."
"I fucking fancied her for ages. Long dark hair, sweet smile, lives in the one with the newly painted porch."
"Nope, earth to fucking Lainey."
"She smiled at me yesterday when we all talked. Well, I just had the hots for her, and I think she had for me."
There was silence. The two friends looked at each other, hoping the other would remember the girl's name. Lainey gave up.
"Blah, blah, blah. Fuck, why can’t I remember it.”
"Oh, her. Kinda cute but fuck me she wears some weird, dark stuff. Did you see her last outfit, looked like a blind witch had dressed her in the middle of the night with no light on.”
"Yes, it was well cool. That's what made up my mind."
"About?"
"Have you been listening. To fuck her."
"Listening, yes. Understanding, no."
Lainey looked daggers at her friend and took another swig.
"I just walked to her house. Knocked and entered. She was there in the kitchen. I just lifted my skirt and showed the new black strap-on I was packing."
"Most people say hello first."
"She laughed at it. So I asked if she wanted to play. She did, I think."
"Well, how can anyone say no to you wearing a big, black cock."
They both took a breath, raised their glasses, swigged a little lemonade.
"I know. So I turned her around. Bent her over the kitchen table, pulled down the jeans and the dirty bitch had no undies on."
"She must have been waiting for you."
"It slipped right in, once I'd put a bit of spit on the end of it."