On the first day of Christmas
my true love gave to me
a horny, soaking wet pussy.
On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Two nipple clamps,
and a horny, soaking wet pussy.
On the third day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Three French kisses,
Two nipple clamps,
And a horny, soaking wet pussy.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Four Humming birds,
Three French kisses,
Two nipple clamps,
And a horny, soaking wet pussy.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Five golden showers,
Four Humming birds,
Three French kisses,
Two nipple clamps,
And a horny, soaking wet pussy.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Six times a-laying,
Five golden showers,
Four Humming birds,
Three French kisses,
Two nipple clamps,
And a horny, soaking wet pussy.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Seven boys a-rimming,
Six times a-laying,
Five golden showers,
Four Humming birds,
Three French kisses,
Two nipple clamps,
And a horny, soaking wet pussy.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eight maids a-milking me,
Seven boys a-rimming,
Six times a-laying,
Five golden showers,
Four Humming birds,
Three French kisses,
Two nipple clamps,
And a horny, soaking wet pussy.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Nine ladies licking,
Eight maids a-milking me,
Seven boys a-rimming,
Six times a-laying,
Five golden showers,
Four Humming birds,
Three French kisses,
Two nipple clamps,
And a horny, soaking wet pussy.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Ten lords a-jerking,
Nine ladies licking,
Eight maids a-milking me,
Seven boys a-rimming,
Six times a-laying,
Five golden showers,
Four Humming birds,
Three French kisses,
Two nipple clamps,
And a horny, soaking wet pussy.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eleven pipers pinching,
Ten lords a- jerking,
Nine ladies licking,
Eight maids a-milking me,
Seven boys a-rimming,
Six times a-laying,
Five golden showers,
Four Humming birds,
Three French kisses,
Two nipple clamps,
And a horny, soaking wet pussy.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Twelve thunderous orgasms,
Eleven pipers pinching,
Ten lords a- jerking,
Nine ladies licking,
Eight maids a-milking me,
Seven boys a-rimming,
Six times a-laying,
Five golden showers,
Four Humming birds,
Three French kisses,
Two nipple clamps,
And a horny, soaking wet pussy!
On the thirteenth day of Christmas.
I said to my true love,
“ENOUGH IS FUCKING ENOUGH! I can barely crawl, let alone walk!”
