It's a few hours before opening time at Duke's. Rita and I are going over plans for a 75th birthday party we're throwing a week Wednesday night. Sal Harper is one of our favorite regulars. A retired ACLU attorney, she's sassy, spirited, and needle-sharp, with a bottomless supply of stories about the city's queer history. Besides that, she's made herself Duke's unofficial mother hen, giving out advice and support to any of the stray kids that wander in looking for a glimmer of solace. Both of us know personally how powerful a sympathetic ear and words of understanding love can be, so we want her night to be top-flight special.
"I know it's $50 a bottle to us, Kis, but I ain't serving folks no swill!"
"After the second round nobody will know the difference, baby, so order enough for that and then switch it out. That 'swill' really isn't that bad if you're already a little toasty."
"Yeah, okay. That's down. What should we... "
I hold up a finger to listen to a voice mail.
"When you gonna stop with the heart 'o gold hooker shit?" she asks with a frowning glare.
"Shhh, listen," I answer and tick speaker/play.
My name is Constance. I believe that is all you need to know for now. I am a mature widow and would like to discuss something of an intimate nature with you. You seem to enjoy a laudable reputation in such matters. I hope this may be of interest to you. If so, you may call or text this number at any time. If not, please do me the courtesy of a 'no, thank you.' Good day.
I look at Rita with a grin. "And miss out on that?"
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I'm meeting Mrs. Constance Baxter for lunch at the Dexter Club, as she expressed no interest in my office, preferring the comfort of her own stage. Founded in the age of snap-brim hats and ladies in white gloves, it still clings tight to the throat of rich societal privilege. Tooling up in my vintage Mercedes Opera coupe, I get a small nod of respect from the parking manager.
Despite having rummaged the more conservative side of my closet, I still get a few raised eyebrows as I am escorted in. Then again, enjoying a little private smile, I also get several discrete nods of recognition as I pass between the tables of elegant ladies enjoying their viper gossip luncheons.
"Thank you so much for joining me here."
She is in her early seventies, at a guess. Trim, tanned, and fit, she has not fiddled about with doctors trying to battle the march of time. Her face shows her years, but beautifully so, with wavy salt and pepper chestnut hair expertly cut and makeup subtly applied. Her embroidered silk blouse probably cost more than my whole outfit and her diamond ring easily ten times my car.
We enjoy a pleasant banter through lunch, both of us making mental notes of people mentioned and why. The room nearly empty, we're enjoying a second coffee when she passes judgement and decides it is time.
"Shall we get down to business then?" she asks, as our server leaves us.
"I admit, I am curious about what your needs might be."
"As I said, I am a widow. My husband passed early this year and I am alone now. I am also getting to an age when things should no longer be deferred. No, don't give me that look. Given my family tree, I'm being a realist. Now, to the point. I wish to enjoy a woman's sexual embrace."
"No offence, Constance, but it's really not that hard to do anymore. At any age."
"I am aware of that, but I have no interest in establishing a relationship first or taking a blind chance. Hence my call. I know for a fact that several of the women who dined around us today have enjoyed your company on various occasions. Your talents have been well vouched for. I also know you are safe, discrete, and can be trusted. I want the best sort of experience to carry into my dotage, which I believe you can provide. Money is not an issue. Will you assist me in my desire?"
I give it just a moment's pause for effect. "I will be happy to. We'll need to settle a few details, but that can wait, unless there is some urgency."
"There is not."
"I don't mean to pry, but may I ask what brought this about?"
"No. Suffice it to say I have my reasons."
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Homework. It's the difference between working under silk sheets and street lamps. Degree in economics from Cal Berkeley, second in her class. Married quite soon after, no children. Husband made, admittedly with her brains, a packet in real estate, then died a few months after they retired from active business. Well connected socially, but always staying in the background, getting things done. Conservative in finance, but socially liberal. Not even a hint of scandal. White bread through and through.
So why this sudden burning desire to cross the street? I know appearances can fool, but she looks healthy enough for another decade or more. There's no family to thumb her nose at. There would be little shock value these days, even among her set, as I can well attest. I can't figure a blackmail angle that makes any sense. Putting someone in their place? But who? And how? Some sort of weird sorority promise suddenly surfacing from the long past? Her husband's dying wish--okay, that's a little odd, but who knows? I sure don't. At any rate, it's on for tonight. 8:30. Her place.
Just on time, I park in front of a very tasty Arts & Crafts bungalow set well back from the street. Past a low wrought-iron gate, a flagstone pathway winds through a carefully lit informal garden.
Constance opens the door at my first knock.
"This is a real beauty. 1920s?" I ask, tapping the river stone half-wall of the doorway.
"It is, isn't it. There are nine more winding up the canyon. They were built in 1923, when this was still far outside the city, if you can imagine. The developer was very successful in selling them to rich gentlemen who wanted a secluded, but snug place to entertain their mistresses. I've often wondered what sort of stories their walls could tell. We fell in love with it when we handled its sale for a family trust many years ago. But enough history. Please come in, dear."
The interior is just as handsome, with appropriate period furnishings and some top-notch plein air landscapes on the walls. The lights are dimmed just enough, with music at a perfect background level.
"Mmm, Marvin Gaye."
"It's what Franklin always played when we were feeling frisky," she answers with a giggle that pinks her cheeks.
"Works for me." I move closer and gently pull her to me, looking into her eyes. I feel her hands reach out and tentatively touch my hips as I lightly massage her back.
I bring my lips to just above hers. "So lovely to see you again, darling," I whisper. Our first kiss is warm and slow, our bodies swaying slightly, finding their fit. Her eyes are closed as I peck the corners of her mouth, then feather my tongue across, receiving a tiny whimper in reply, her fingertips pressing in at my waist. With our second kiss, her tongue meets mine without hesitation and we do a lingering, delicate minuet before I lean away to stare into her eyes again, my fingers tip-toeing down the backs of her arms.
"Goodness me, Kis," she breathes with a smile. "If that's just saying hello, I think I need a drink first. Wine? Something stronger? Franklin kept a well-stocked bar."
"A finger of whisky would do nicely."
"Have a seat then," gesturing to a deep red leather couch in front of the stone-work fireplace.
As I sit, my little brain goes tick, tock, tick. She has been notably terse about her wants for tonight. With Google as your friend, it can't be a lack of knowing what can go on. Lack of an actual appetite would make the whole night weird and pointless and she does not strike me as any sort of either. Maybe she just really wants me to work for my pay. Or maybe it's something else entirely. But time is up, missy, so we will play Discover Her Desire or, in other words, start walking and see where the road leads us.
The lights dim a touch more before she comes around and hands me my drink, setting her own on the end table. Going to the fireplace, she presses a button and a gas fire pops on, casting a golden glow. Very romantic. Taking a sip of her drink, she gives me a nice, long stare and I do the same.
She is wearing a muted floral silk blouse that I am tempted to stuff into my purse on the way out. I take a moment to admire her breasts, which are full and ride high on her chest. She either wears a very good bra or inherited some admirable genes. Her dark taupe slacks are loose-fitting and carefully cut, draping nicely over her narrow hips. Her makeup is a bare touch of shadow and a pale red lip gloss. I notice her wedding ring is absent, her only jewelry a simple link gold necklace.
For myself, I decided on simple and easily dealt with. A mid-thigh terra cotta pleated skirt that rocks my current state of tan and a narrow cut collarless buttercream blouse, open three buttons down and untucked.
Sitting close, she hands me her drink and I set both of them aside. When I turn back, she takes my head in her hands and kisses me forcefully. It is a kiss a man might desire, but not another woman. I take her shoulders and hold her away.
"Is that what you want, Constance? Sex? Or shall we make love instead?"
She looks down with a blush. I draw her head back up to kiss again, woman to woman. It is decidedly better this time. Building slowly, letting her find her way, I whisper encouragements as she explores my neck and nibbles my ear. When she leans back, I draw a finger down her throat and out, tracing the curve of her breast.