Though we've never met I've seen your pictures online,

and my girl to my way of thinking you're mighty fine.

I've seen all the pictures and they all are just great,

but most of them seem to just frustrate.

I have no problems with you wanting to be clean,

I could wash your back or shampoo your hair,

I could wash your whole body if I dared.

Your body is covered by a whole bunch of bubbles,

that dash my poor spirits into the rubble.

This is my problem I most heartily say,

Please my dear Pebbles blow the bubbles away.