My darling sent me a collage
It made grin and tingle is all that I can say
It made me rather giddy, sort’a jumpy,
Okay admit it now: it made my day.

My darling sent me a collage
Of her ponytail, her beauty bright
I tried not to look, I really did,
400 times later I had lost the fight.

My darling sent me a collage
A picture of soft brown eyes, heavenly lips,
But out of all the sexy images
I fixated on but one: the image of her hips.

My darling sent me a collage,
My eyes went all dazzled and wide
I tried not to blush, my heart tried not to thump,
Yet frankly my emotions were but fried.

My darling sent me collage
And I know you think me a total male dope
But my naughty, very naughty mind
Kept thinking of things to do with rope?

My darling sent me a collage
Sexy scarf and nails so sultry red
I gaze at my collage, gaze yet again,
I want that sexy woman IN MY BED!

My darling sent me a collage
Her beauty shining thru and thru
It makes me smile and grin all day
And love her simply and completely true.