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My Sniveling Toads, Good Morning

"Another satire from HMS Pinafore"

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BITCH

I am a Mistress as I said before

TOADIES

And you treat us as you should

BITCH

You’re sniveling little chaps
Whose bums need many slaps

With a paddle made of wood.

TOADIES

We're sniveling little chaps
Whose bums need many slaps

With a paddle made of wood.

BITCH

As Dominatrix I’ve no peer
I own lots of bondage gear.
I’ll gladly show you some.
And although my pussy swells
It never, ever smells
Of the fragrance of men’s cum

TOADIES

What never?

BITCH

No, never.

TOADIES

What never?

BITCH

Well.... Hardly ever.

TOADIES

Her cunt hardly ever smells of cum!
Then give three cheers and rise to your feet
For our Bitch Mistress whose twat smells sweet
Then give three cheers, and one cheer more,
For..... our Bitch who is a whore.

BITCH
I do my best to gratify you all

TOADIES

And you give great satisfaction

BITCH
Whether you fuck me in my mouth
Or in somewhere further south
You know I am ready for action

TOADIES

Whether we fuck you in the mouth
Or in somewhere further south
We know you're ready for action

BITCH

Your bum holes I’ll abuse
But I'll never, ever use
Some sex toy that will though
covered well with grease
make you ill at ease.
I'll never use a huge dildo.

TOADIES

What never?

BITCH

No, never.

TOADIES

What never?

BITCH

Well.... Hardly ever.

TOADIES

She’ll never use a huge dildo.
Then give three cheers, because she’s great, .
For our Bitch Mistress who's considerate
Then give three cheers, and one cheer more,
For… our Bitch who is a whore
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