Booting up her laptop, she lay upon her bed,
Not feeling very drowsy, she went online instead.

She poked her friend who lives down south, and they began to type,
Both turning on their web-cams, as they logged into Skype.

Setting out the ground rules, for their romantic tryst,
They laid out all their sex toys, to manually assist.

They set the scene with faces flushed, both full of sweet desire, 
With virtual kisses hot enough, to set the screen on fire.

They had to turn the volume down, the walls are very thin,
As they began to role play, wearing nothing but a grin.

Naked as the day they’re born, they acted out the scene,
The things that they were doing, were really quite obscene.

I want your face between my legs, she typed in upper case,
She was on the verge of cumming, you could see it in her face.

While making love in cyberspace, our two friends didn’t know,
Fate was waiting around the corner, to deal the cruellest blow.

Alert box flashed up on the screen, then everything turned sour,
Your software needs updating, and this will take an hour.