A young girl’s panties say so much

About self-esteem and confidence

As well that she doth often touch

Her sex-self under her underpants.

Girls’ finger-fun is no great secret,

The Victorian Age aside.

For on-line's Victoria’s Secret

Means naughtiness need not hide.

Our outer gear is made to deal

With cold and raging storms.

But panties meet needs more real

And hidden from social norms.

To please her lover, a girl may wear

Scanty panties made of fine lace

Making nudity seem more bare

And enhance their love’s embrace.

Why are girls' panties so alluring?

What about them makes guys moan?

Perhaps they set girls’ pussies purring

Releasing sex attraction pheromone.

In Britain girls must wear knickers

Just because their mums insist.

A naughty girl with her mum bickers.

Both get their knickers in a twist.

Once I forgot to pack my swimming gear.

Instead bra and panties I had to wear.

Alas, there was just one thing wrong.

My bikini bottom was but a thong.

Beneath a boy’s underwear

There is a body that is bare.

But only older lads have hair

Underneath their underwear.

A naughty girl whom I know cavorts

With boys engaging in rough sports.

These jocks don’t wear boxer shorts.

For growing lads need groin-supports.

Some girls, it’s true, will cruelly tease

Boys who dare wear tighty-whities.

Such girls can bring them to their knees

As, briefly, these boys' balls they squeeze.

Strapping young lads need lots of room

For expansion beneath their pants.

So they wear Haines or Fruit of the Loom

As it’s more comfy when they dance.

All men, given half a chance,

Will over wear their underpants

Until the fabric is worn so thin,

It barely hides their bare skin.

Sporty Jocks have their jockey shorts

Which give their groins relief.

But a lawyer needs much less support.

All he needs is a filled out brief.

In ancient Rome men did declare,

‘O where, O where is my underwear?”

Or as they say in Latin, “ O Ubi.

O ubi, est meos sub-ubi?”

But now it has come time to close

These verses about under-clothes.

Thanks for giving me the chance

To briefly rant about underpants.