Vagina sauce, vagina sauce, how I love vagina sauce

It’s tangy and tasty and it looks oh so pretty

When it is trickling from my happy pink kitty

Vagina sauce, vagina sauce, how I adore vagina sauce

I want vagina sauce, not your stinky old cocks

Filling up my sweet and juicy little box

Vagina sauce, vagina sauce, beautiful vagina sauce

Fill up my bathtub and let me soak in it

For a day or a week or even a minute

Until I am covered and coated in yummy

I’ll put a straw in it and fill up my tummy

And sink down below the surface, my love

Leaving the world behind and above

Nothing is better, not chocolate nor cake

Not even ice cream or brownies home bake

If I was lost on an island I think I’d survive

Who knows, I might flourish and actually thrive

If only I had a barrelful of sauce

From your vagina my darling, I’d never be lost

Vagina sauce, vagina sauce, sweet tasting, good for you

It’s tangy and tasty and it looks oh so pretty

When it is trickling from my happy pink kitty

- I wrote at the insistence of Dani. blame her! :)