Will I find a mature promiscuous woman if I search for one today?
One who wants an elderly man in a bedroom kind of way? 
I do not wish for fidelity, in fact the opposite is true,
Are there women over sixty who have my point of view?

Oh, to have a woman my age, as promiscuous as can be,
One who loves the menfolk with velocity. 
I would share her with other men of like-minded views, 
And she would have the pick of us whenever she should choose.

After all what is promiscuity but a love of sex and games? 
This is nothing but a love of life and ne’er a bit of shame. 
Ah, but age is the important point, I hope you will agree, 
a woman must be old enough to have a history.

May-December romances are not designed for me; 
I desire an ageless woman with a bit of history.
What does May offer so early in the year 
when it’s October ladies whom I wish to sinfully revere?

Young ladies under forty, no matter how smart they are, 
can ne‘er replace a matron’s kiss upon the boulevard. 
Under a moonlit sky with memories of romance,
A woman over forty may cause a man to dance.

So bring me a promiscuous woman with her experienced repertoire, 
she is the one who calls me to dance upon the boulevard. 
I would share her with several men of like-minded views 
and she would have the pick of us, she simply needs to choose.