The knife against my skin was both frightening and oddly thrilling. I guess I should tell you how I got into this predicament. Let me first introduce myself, my name is Vala, yes its short for something but having to explain my parents' fascination with oranges is not something I like going into, so it’s just Vala, Val for short. Physically I am un-remarkable. I mean average height, average weight, average shape, mousy-brown hair, and glasses. Even my life has been pretty average, all twenty-four years of it. In fact, the most remarkable thing about me was my friend Melia.
Melia and I have been friends since grade school. We even stayed in touch when I went off the college and she studied locally. She is by far prettier, thinner, gorgeous hair, and a personality that still amazes me. She can walk into a room and be instantly the center of attention, while I could walk through a crowded room and no one would notice me unless I tripped and fell, and even then it would be only because someone fell over me. Why she is friends with me, I have no idea. But if I didn’t have her, I think I would just fade into oblivion.
Now there is one thing about Melia, she is extremely ticklish. I’m not kidding! When we were younger and would wrestle as kids do, all I would have to do is aim a pointy-finger at her ribs and it would set her off. Tickle her feet and you might get kicked in the face. Her underarms are so sensitive, even breathing on them would get her going. Of course, being her polar opposite, I am not ticklish at all, and Melia has tried for years.
So here we are, two single ladies in the city on a Friday night and what do we do? We hold up in our apartment because of the COVID-19 lock-down! Actually this one is her apartment. I do have my own place, but we decided that if either of us was infected, we were already both infected and the first week of self-isolating drove both of us really crazy, so we decided to stay together and move between apartments each week … you know to keep the plants alive and make sure everything is working and no genetics experiments were growing in the back of the refrigerator.
So what does this have to do with a knife? I am getting to that. It’s now week seven of the lockdown and while there is talk of some things opening up in the next couple of weeks, the City was one of the epicenters here in this country, so I doubt we are going to see much change for at least several more weeks. We have both been working online and binge-watching Netflix and Amazon Prime and also re-watching about every DVD and Blue-Ray either of us owned. We’ve also been playing tons of music and Melia has been trying to get me to dance.
As a dancer, I have been described as a sack of wet cement with two left feet. I know, boys can be cruel, but it was true, I have all the rhythm and grace of dying duck! So, since we were trapped together, she decided I was going to become a dancer. Originally I went along with it, mainly out of boredom, knowing I am a lost cause, but Melia is also very stubborn. So, how did I deal with getting her to stop what has turned into a torture for me? I tickled her.
Yes, I know, totally unfair to take advantage of her weakness. However, in my defense, I was suffering from sore feet, shin bruises from hitting the coffee table, and a sore elbow from one fall that even Melia couldn't figure out how I managed to do that. So I took ruthless advantage and started pursuing her around the apartment, unmercifully.
Now, before you get the idea this was sexual, you really do have to realize that we are both straight. I did manage to lose my virginity right after high school and even have had a few boyfriends — even if sex wasn't a highlight of my life. Of course, Melia was far more successful in the boy department and even though we were both currently unattached, the tickling was never going to take us down the lesbian exploratory path, so don’t get your hopes up about that.
OK, the stage is set, I am chasing her around, doing my best to tickle her to a point of being discouraged and given up on me dancing without the need for genetic replacement of both of my feet. She kept trying to fight back, but she couldn’t get the upper hand. Finally out of breath, she held up her hands in surrender. That’s when things got weird.
“This is so damn unfair! One finger and I am on the floor and I bet if I took a feather across your feet, you wouldn’t even notice?” She said while panting to catch her breath.
I was enjoying my victory, “Didn’t we establish that I am not ticklish in like the fifth grade?”
“I refuse to believe you are not ticklish!”
“After how many years of evidence? Come on, you know it as well as I.”
“Lay down, I am going to tickle your feet!”
“Melia ...”
“I’m serious. Lay down on my bed!”
Knowing it was meaningless, I did it anyway and stretched myself out waiting for her to try one more time to reduce me to a heap of laughing womanhood.
She rummaged through her dresser and came over and grabbed my ankle.
“What the hell are you doing?”
“For this experiment, you are going to be restrained so I can do my worst and we’ll see if I can find your ticklish spot!”
I pulled my foot away. “You’re nuts.”
She looked at me with a serious look that I never could resist. “Do you trust me?”
“You know down well I do!”
“So let me try this. Take off your socks and let me tie you down to the bed and see if I can get a response.” She showed me several scarves and an honest-to-god feather duster I didn’t even know she had.
So I did it, but not without a bit more back and forth bitching and complaining. So, there I was spread-eagle on her bed in my pajama bottoms and a tee-shirt with her tenderly trying to tickle my toes to no avail.
“Even trapped, you aren’t reacting much at all.” Then she stroked the duster against my ankle and I jumped a little.