Martinique is a lovely island. You might think all Caribbean islands are lovely if you don't have much experience of them, but they're all different. It's real life with good weather. Martinique is green - it has lots of trees. And it's not a building site like some islands, which are great around the edges but grim further in.
I was staying in a village in an area called Les Trois Ilets and the "village" looked new and was full of touristy shops and restaurants, but it did have that sense of community that modern places often lack.
The sociability aspect even extended to the beaches. There was a little group of three at one end - one long beach divided into three by boulders piled up as breakwaters. The first one faced across the bay, protected by the diagonal rocks, and it was about fifty yards wide, with soft sand by the water's edge but firm areas at the top, shaded by coconut palms.
It was a family beach, which might not sound like rich pickings when you're looking for available women, but even the attached ones can be fun. I amused myself, ostensibly reading a book but really looking at the female scenery, and my first connection was a thirty-something black woman with a white husband and teenage son. They were just leaving, so she was wrestling with clothes, balancing as she changed out of swimsuit into streetwear.
I watched her calmly, subtly, and after a while, she knew I was doing it. But as I have remarked before, it's okay if they know you're doing it. It only becomes a problem if other people know they know.
So this woman gave me delicious dark peeks into the neckline of her tee shirt. Getting into the spirit, I lay on my back and pulled the legs of my loose beach shorts up a bit. She couldn't really see anything because of the netting they put in to support your balls, but she had the pleasure of knowing I was happy to show her what I had and would do so at close quarters if the opportunity arose.
Pervy? Only if you pick the wrong woman or, as previously stated, if someone else notices. It was harmless mutual flirting.
I knew she was looking for an opportunity to show me her knickers. I had already seen her in a bikini, but underwear is somehow different: more risqué.
Sure enough, she managed to lean on her husband’s shoulder and hoist a knee to get her undies comfortably ensconced and she gave me a fabulous shot of fabric and naked crotch in the process. She glanced at me to check I had received it and I looked back with blank, defiant thanks.
The family moved off and returned to their world as I too landed back on planet earth.
My attention was soon grabbed by a young girl of about five or six, on the beach with her grandma and giving the old lady the runaround. I had no way of knowing, but something told me the woman was local and perhaps the girl was visiting for a summer holiday.
This woman was slim in the rather slack, remodeled way of older people who suddenly decide to lose all the padding they have carried for their whole adult life and at least be slender even if their looks are decaying on them. She had red/blonde hair, medium length and pulled back into what would have been a ponytail if it hadn’t been frizzy. But it was, so it burst from the scrunchy that held it back, and flamed like a sunset. She must have been seriously gorgeous in her youth, and now that she had matured at the same rate as my taste in women, she was the walking embodiment of desirability.
Big breasts, too.
Her face was pretty but tired and she screwed it up and narrowed her eyes when she yelled at the girl, her mouth small and round and puckered, like an arsehole – and I mean that in a nice way. I wanted to kiss her mouth and I wanted to lick her arse.
I watched her while I was swimming: she was standing, adjusting her hair and watching the girl playing with some other kids, and when I came out, on impulse I walked right over to her and spoke to her in French – it’s a French island.
“Madame,” I said quietly into her ear. “Vous etes tres belle. Ne l’oubliez pas jamais.” That is (probably not quite correct but close enough, “Madame, you are very beautiful. Never forget that.”
She was slightly taken aback, but recovered quickly and mumbled, “Merci, monsieur”. I smiled and went over to my spot to dry off. When I lay down on my beach bed to resume my daydreaming she had called the girl to her and they were both getting changed. She helped the youngster and then got down to it herself, using a towel awkwardly to put on a dry bikini. She fumbled while putting the top part on and the towel slipped, revealing breasts even larger than I had thought, and gloriously pale in their nakedness.
She looked quickly at me and I could see a nanosecond’s change from, “Oh my God I’m showing my tits,” to, “There you are, monsieur. I hope you enjoyed that.”
The briefs are easier to change because there is plenty of towel down there, but then it’s a question of what you do with them, and she lingered on that, making the white gusset visible to her secret admirer. It was just a piece of fabric and at that distance, I could neither see little stains nor smell what made them, but it was an unmistakable unspoken gift to me. She placed them on a rock and climbed quickly and without incident into the fresh ones.
Then she packed the beach bag and rummaged in it, bending over as she did so, to give me a long, deliberate look at her rump. I’ve thought about this over the years, and concluded that it isn’t a woman’s invitation to fuck her up the arse, nor even to steam in doggy-style; it’s a primeval way of indicating that she is available for the furtherance of the human race and, in this day and age, purely for your mutual pleasure.
When she was ready she checked the little girl and they walked past me to leave. As they did so she dropped a business card, which fluttered to the sand right next to me.
Cécile Pouivet, interior designer, based right in the village. And a phone number, but as I was only visiting the island I had no usable phone. There might have been a simple way like Whatsapp but that’s a challenge for me and I had no one to ask for advice. There was also an email address.
I dressed quickly and hurried back to my apartment, sent her an email and hoped she was in the habit of checking her mail regularly.
“C’est moi de la plage. Je voudrais te voir ce soir, si c’est possible,” I said simply. "It’s me from the beach. I would like to see you this evening, if possible."
She replied within half an hour, saying yes, okay, she would like that too but she had to look after the girl and couldn’t leave the apartment. Would I like to eat with her there?
What’s French for, “Is the Pope a Catholic?”
I replied just “Yes, please. What time?” and it was all lined up. Eight o’clock at her place above the bakery.
I was ready at five, champing at the bit, dying for a drink to calm down but aware that I shouldn’t arrive apparently half drunk. I forced myself to read my book and watched a bit of French TV. It was a ten-minute walk to her place so I left at 7:30, bought the best Cabernet Sauvignon I could find in the little supermarket and had a quick beer in the village before knocking on her door on the stroke of eight.
No reply. I knocked again. Still nothing.
Then I heard the patter of footsteps on the stairs and turned around to see the woman and the girl, fresh from another swim somewhere.
They were cold in the evening cool, and the girl needed a shower and a story to get her ready to sleep, so I went back over to the bar and had another Corona. When I shoved the lime wedge down, the beer fizzed and shot out of the neck, like a premonition of what I was hoping for later.