"About the other night..."

"What about it? Thought is was pretty great."

"I can't... do that... again."

"Why? You don't like me now? It wasn't good for you?"

"No! I really liked it when... you know..."

"I ate your cunt?"

"Please..."

"And you ate mine?" 

"Okay, yes! Alright? But I'm fucking getting married in a month!"

"So?"

"He'd murder me if he found out! Or his family. Or mine."

"You know I can keep a secret."

"No! It's over! Done!"

I shrug, pack up my laptop, grab my coffee and head out, wondering if I should have mentioned the video.