“Hiya, Andrea, how’s it hanging?"

"Just chilling, and you?"

“Working… Sooo boring, anything fun happening?"

"I'm sucking dick."

"Ha ha, you're just so badass, Andrea.”

“It’s a nice cock, though."

"Husband or boyfriend?"

“Boyfriend."

“Lol. You made him cum yet?"

"He's trying to hold back, but it won't help, I always get what I want.”

"That's my girl."

"Wait, I'll send a photo."

Five minutes later, I took a selfie, my neck, face and chest covered.

“Jesus, bitch, that's some load. Hey, that cushion on the couch, I've got one just the same, where did you buy yours?”

"I didn't."