"Yes, yes, yes! I'm coming as always! I love your cock!"

The grateful Rebecca came with a squirt and panted hard. After fifteen years of shagging with the lights out and the drapes closed, she decided to turn on the lamp for a change. She looked between her splayed legs to see her husband fucking her with a cucumber.

"Eddie? Have you always used a cucumber rather than your dick all these years?"

"Sorry love, but I must confess, it's true."

"I think you owe me an explanation."

"Agreed, but first you need to explain the three children we have."