Things had gone exceptionally well. Drinks out after work, a cozy dinner at home, some cuddling on the couch while watching a good chick flick.

Which led to kissing and the movie being turned off as we headed to the bedroom.

Some gentle lovemaking, including a few favorite toys, into the wee hours of the morning. Bliss!

It was the perfect night until...

I threw off the sheet. A dog had poked his head under the sheet and his cold nose had touched my leg. My GF thought it was hilarious.

One minor problem, I don't even own a dog!