I woke from an unusually refreshing sleep feeling a bit horny. Not an unusual event. Alone, I opened my iPad to Lush and enjoyed a recent masturbation story. Feeling enthused, I entered my hot shower and enjoyed the sensation of my lathered hands touching and stroking. As I turned off the water, I noticed my wife had entered the bathroom. I quickly dried off and exited the shower to share my arousal with her.

She turned, saw my swollen turgid erection, and said, “Put that thing away. I have to go to work.”

Damn you Lush! Thwarted again!