Ted and Mary were engaged in their Sunday morning fuck.

Ted came quickly, leaving his wife unsatisfied as always.

As they laid there, Ted said, “If anything happened to me, would you have another man?”

“If the right guy, probably,”

“Would you let him fuck you in our bed?”

“Oh no, the guest room.”

“Would you cook him my favourite meal?”

“No, I wouldn’t! I’d do His favourite meal.”

“Would you give him my new car?”

“No, he probably has a better car.”

“My very expensive golf clubs? Would he play with them?”

“No. Anyway, he’s left-handed.”

End of conversation!