"This is cucurbita argyrosperma, commonly known as the silver-seed gourd".

A Halloween talk on pumpkin varieties; who could refuse one of those? Especially when accompanied by such pungent halliatosis and body odours that death by mustard seed gas seems desirable.

Finally, all my sacrifices seemed worthwhile. For you can keep your Dill's Atlantic Giant and your Galeaux d'Eysines when....

Hanging back from the group of hell, fluttering the hem of my dress to fan my over-heated nether regions, I squatted to acquaint my swollen, drooling lips with it's fleshy form as ferociously I milked it for its silver seed.