“I’m sorry I was an asshole.”

“It’s okay; I love you.”

“Thank you for forgiving me; you’re the best wife!”

“Not really. But I wouldn't say no if it would ease your conscience to provide me with dessert in bed.”

“Dessert? You mean sex, not ice cream, right?”

I laughed, rolling onto my back, letting my legs fall open.

“Nailed it in one.”

“Oh, I plan to nail you, but more than just once.”

True to his word, I came several times before he filled me with his cream.

Best apology ever!

“Can I have ice cream now, too?”