"So you aren't angry?"

"Of course not."

"But, Mom, she's your best friend?"

"And now she's your lover."

"I thought you'd be angry?"

"Why would I be?"

"Well, we kinda hid it from you?"

"Not very well.  You two are pretty noisy. Now Sharon might be annoyed."

"Why would Sharon get mad?"

"Well, she's your best friend and you've left her out."

"Sharon wouldn't be ..."

"Honey, Sharon has been interested in you for a long time.  Don't worry, I'm taking good care of her."

"You and Sharon?"

"Untwist your knickers, young lady, you have no right to get angry."