“Never use this word!” said my English teacher after I inserted ‘cunt’ in a sentence.  I just learned it from a paperback smuggled by someone across the Iron Curtain.  

Straight from college, she was hot. I was trying to impress her. My English improved dramatically the year she came to my school.  I would sit in the front row following her every word, trying to spy a glimpse of her thigh or color of her slip.

 I tried every day but could never reach her cunt always getting lost while removing her bra or panties. God, she was so efficient.