Helen and Jack were sat in the lounge after having their evening meal.

Helen looked over at her husband and said, “Jack, I think it’s time we finally tried having anal sex.”

Jack’s face lit up with surprise; for years he had been trying to get Helen to try it. He always thought having her anally would be very special. “Yes, of course,” he replied eagerly.

She said, “I’ll go up and get ready, give me 10 minutes and follow.”

Jack went up the stairs and into their bedroom.

Seeing Helen wearing a huge strap-on shocked him with fear.