“Why do you have such a big tail?”
“That's not a tail.”
“What is it?”
“It’s my secret.”
“What do you do with it?”
“It’s a secret, I hide it.  Why do they call you Little Red Riding Hood? What do you ride?”
“Nothing really.  Wait! What are you doing?!”
“I just found where to hide my secret.”
“Oh!”
“Let me hide it and I'll let you ride my tail.”
“You said it’s not a tail, grandma.”
“Ride it and you can call it anything you want, you can even call me a grandma.”
"Ohhh!"