Like a good man, he went out to the garden to give the lemon tree its urea. Walking up to it, he unzipped his pants for relief.

Behind him, he heard his wife say, “Here, let me help you with that, my dear,” as she reached out to his penis.

As she took hold, he felt an arousal and a warmth flow through his body.

Feeling he was almost done, she began stroking him. Stroking faster, his right leg started shaking gently.

A guttural moan left his throat as a smile grew, and his load spat onto a lemon.