What’s wrong with me?

I get love.

But I can’t give love.

I need to see a doctor.

Looking through the listings on my phone.

Here is one Doctor Quackenbush. 

Appointment made.  

Good morning, Miss, “What seems to be the problem?”  

Doctor Quackenbush, “I get love all the time, but I can never love back.”  

“That’s easy drink this.”

“All you did was drop that stupid heart into a glass of water. That’s your fix?”

“Drink it.”  

“That is some powerful stuff. What's in it?"

Three weeks later I am now Mrs. Quackenbush.