“Houston, can you hear me?”

“Go Ahead Major Tammy.”

“I see an alien ship coming toward me.”

“Oh, shit, Houston, they have docked with my ship.”

“Umm, the alien is inside my ship and is now consuming my food.”

“The alien looks like us except for one large difference, and I mean large.”

“Please advise Houston.”

“One moment, Major Tammy”

“Houston, the alien has now somehow removed all my gear, and I am now naked.”

“Oh. You must be kidding.”

“Umm, yes, that’s the spot.”

“Harder, deeper, that’s it.”

“Don’t stop. You crazy alien.”

“Houston, did we pack any cigarettes?”