Pete said, “Goodbye,” to his young wife as she left for her new part-time job.

It was 12.30; the whole afternoon ahead of him. His chores finished, what to do to fill the time?

Deciding to watch porn, he logged on to his laptop. Waiting for the site to load, an advertisement for a local massage parlour came on the screen.

Tempted, he paid it a visit.

At reception, the lady said, “New girl Angel in room 5 is ready.”

He knocked on the door; when it opened, all he could say in shock was, “So this is your new part-time job.”