The message on my phone said

“The conference has ended, so I am all yours. I’m in room 505. Bring a bottle of wine and a bottle of lube. I’m looking forward to finding out whether you are all talk or whether your tongue is as talented as you say it is.”

I had both the items she had requested already packed in my bag. I took a blue pill to boost my confidence and walked to the nearest tube station.

One of the many advantages of meeting someone on Lush is that you both know what you want.