“Santa!”

Father Christmas looked up as the elf burst into his office.

“Ema. G, of Calle Libertad in Tarragona, just sucked her boyfriend's cock!”

“What? She was doing so well,” Santa said sadly, “And with just a month until the last Christmas before she turns eighteen.”

In bed in Tarragona, Ema rested her head on Pau's bare chest. His flaccid cock lay on his thigh. She knew his semen would be harmlessly digested in her gut.

But she never knew that, in Lapland, a thick line was drawn through her name on the “Nice” list, and “Naughty” gained an entry.