"Your rent is now three months overdue. I know you are struggling, and I have been very generous because you are a good tenant, Katie, but you need to pay."

"Look, I am really sorry, but I just need time. I need one more month to clear up the aftermath of my divorce."

"I am sorry, Katie, but I need something before then."

"Ok then, you can have my pussy for a month. How about that?"

"Deal. No wait. We only got married two days ago Katie. I need it forever."

"Well, stop these silly role-plays then," giggled Katie.