It was a hot sultry night; Janet was on top of the sheets of her bed, on her back and naked.

She was just drifting off to sleep, when a noise came from near the window.

As she looked over a hand was pulling the window wider, then an arm appeared. Eventually a dark shape began to enter.

She could see it was a man; he was large, only just fitting through the opening.

He landed on the floor and approached the bed.

Janet gasped, then, taking a deep breath said, “For fuck’s sake Ralph, stop forgetting your bloody keys.”